Alright lads, Best of luck to us tomorrow, even with a 7:45 kick-off I am going to be missing the game due to academy commitments ( tourney with the boys), which should mean a solid victory for us because of me missing! Suarez in the fantasy team but I just hope for a victory and Carroll to get off the mark in the prem this season. Oh and KPR/EMF if you turn this into something against United when we are playing EVERTON, I will fly across the pond, I will find you, and I will ........ Mods, if KPR comes on and delves into that, just close it.
A couple of blue nose jokes for your enjoyment: An Everton fan is trapped on a remote desert island with a sheep and a dog. Soon, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the Everton fan. However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog growls in a threatening manner. The Everton fan takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction. He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him. The Everton fan ties the dog to a tree with a large leash. He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck. By now, the Everton fan is getting depressed and frustrated. As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf. She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there's ANYTHING she could do for him. The Everton fan thinks for a moment and then responds, "Could you take the dog for a walk? A Bloke walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, the sort of thing women of a certain age love to put on the mantlepiece. He thinks "that'll be perfect for his Mother's birthday", so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "£25 for the rat, £100 for the story", replies the man. "Forget the story" says the bloke, and so buys the rat for 25 quid. He walks off down the road, but has not gone 30 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the bloke, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass rat over, and millions of rats follow, one after each other, plunging to certain death. The bloke them runs back to shop..... "Aaaah", says the shop keeper, "you'll be back for the story" "Screw the story - do you have a brass Everton fan?" YNWA
