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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Jul 4, 2013.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Will anyone own up to buying beauty products ie moisturisers or makeup etc. Do you have a daily routine in the mornings?

    Personally I think all that stuff is for ****s.

    My daily routine is ****, shower, facewash, trim round the beard, brush teeth, splash of brut.


    Also would anyone if you had the cash have any form of surgery?
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    1. Deodorant
    2. Aftershave from the Body Shop which the burd buys me every Xmas and I wear twice.
    3. Penis reduction.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep, I moisturize every time I get out the shower.

    I don't wear any hair products like gel and stuff. That's for ****s.

    As for the second part of your question. Yes. I'm gonny get a bionic finger as soon as they're invented.
     
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  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Your mrs/child abductee not keen on your whopping 3 inches then?
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Dinnae take my joke and give it back to me ya speedo wearing starfish stabber.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He meant a reduction in the size of cock he takes up the ass.
     
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    I moisturise, tinted moisturiser under the eyes, vaseline (aloe vera) on my lips, straighten my hair and finish with Toni & Guy Fibre. Also exfoliate twice a week.
     

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  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> I dont really wear speedo's. am too ****ing hairy. No one wants to see my curly clocksprings sprout out from round my speedo's..
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I always moisturise after a shave and before leaving the house in the Morning.

    As you get old your skin starts to really dry out, have to look aftter your skin <ok>
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    How do you get the moisturiser on your back?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You don't shave/trim yer bush?

    I keep mine very neatly trimmed at all times.
     
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  12. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Nice one, Bealey.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep. I have zero wrinkles on ma coupon to prove it.
     
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  14. LEROY FER 10

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    I sometimes brush my tongue if it turns white/green with my toothbrush.. Also i have used other peoples toothbrushes the day after a massive party if the host is clean looking and only womens` brushes.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    By using the back of your hands, dumbass.
     
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  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    this.
     
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  17. Null

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    Moisturize my face every morning as I shower everyday.

    Two hair products - matt clay and fixing spray

    deodrant

    aftershave


    I own a clipper for my beard/heavy stubble and sidies ... and a nose hair clipper! <grr>
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    You trim Gambol's bush?
     
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    I have an upside-down **** every morning and make sure I aim for the face, thus giving myself 'facial' every day.

    Swear by it.
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I brush my teeth if that counts.
     
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