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Mock the week - Football scenes we'd like to see

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    As it is a friday, i thought i would create a light-hearted article on this,

    the subject is - Things you would never hear a manager say after a game ?
     
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    I ****ing love our keeper, he gives a mean handjob and his arsehole smells like roses
     
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    he went out there to injure him
     
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    Sur Alex: I agree, Ashley Young is a blatant cheat!
     
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    "To be honest I thought our fans were ****ing shocking today, a bunch of talentless scruffy skint ****s"
     
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    "Wenger is a *****phile"
     
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    '' that went well''.
     
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    Arsene Wenger - I am quitting football to do what I really love, playing the pied piper on stage.....my stage......my basement!
     
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    SAF: "It's not the ref's fault. The cheque we gave him bounced."
     
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    Arsene Wenger - I saw everything
     
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    Kenny Dalglish - I hold my hands up and admit we were at fault
     
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    '' Martin Atkinson is on the payroll with us'' - Roberto Di Matteo
     
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    Abramovich " This manger will be the 918 murder 'I have commited if he doesnt win every trophy in one season"
     
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    John Terry - I am not the chelsea manager
     
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    Ian Holloway - I feel calm and relaxed
     
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    Luis suarez - Evra is a *****
     
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    Reporter to Ian Dowie - "You are a beautiful man"
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    John Terry - "I have a mate who is black, how can I be a racist"
     
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    Ashley Young - "Greg Louganis eat your heart out"
     
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