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Mock The Week - football scenes we'd like to see Part 2

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by daffy_matth10, Apr 20, 2012.

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    Things you would never hear a manager say when they have signed players.
     
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    Fergie - " I cant believe I have been blagged into signing this ****ing scraggy homeless **** called BEBE he is a right bag of ****"
     
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    Kenny - This Carroll lad is top class.
     
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    Kenny Dalglish - £35million they said, have you met my mate stanley I said.
     
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    Kenny dalglish on Andy Carroll, '' he's awful, i was desperate for a striker.''
     
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    Kenny dalglish on Andy Carroll, '' What a ****ing bargain
     
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    Kenny Dalglish - We only signed him because his last club also had the word pool in it.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    SAF - I wish I had signed more world class players
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    David Moyes -
     
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    SAF - "I am gutted we signed cantona, the lad is a liability"
     
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    Arsene Wenger on Theo Walcott - '' i needed a sprinter in our team so i got one''.
     
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    Arsene Wenger after exiting a hotel room shortly after Jack Wilshire - I think Ive got aids.
     
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    Nigel Clough - " My Dad was a right piss artist"
     
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    Arsene Wenger on Cesc Fabregas - I think I'm a spacker
     
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    Kenny Dalglish on Luis Suarez - '' He's overrated.''
     
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    Kenny Dalglish on Messi - Me and Ste think hes good but hes no Joe Cole
     
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    Mancini - " The real issue with Tevez was not him refusing to play it was him refusing to enjoy being raped by Mario"
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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