Missing Person.

If you find this man please put him in a crate and send him to London.

All costs incurred will be returned with a bonus.

 

Well that didn't work. The crate's been returned, seems they don't want him dan saf now eever.

 

Haha someone out there is a massive legend.

 

Believe the word is leg end (or worse), but we'll leave it at that.

 

No, no, officer that man is totally fine. We've seen him and he's perfectly happy. And he most certainly, definitely, 100% is not underneath Pardew's patio. So really no point looking there. In fact it's the last place you should look. Nothing to see here. Move along.

 

Alright Mr Wan, you seem like an honest man so we'll take your word for it.