With response to my earlier thread titled Stokes summer signings confirmed I can now reveal the final 5 players to make up our starting 11 Goalkeeper Gordon Banks...cause he will definitely keep 1 eye out for our defence Centre Halves The chuckle brothers...Finally we can play like arsenal, to you to me , to you to me Left Wing Nick Griffin...well who else is more left wing than him? Right Wing Hans Gruber (from Die Hard)...another jonny foreigner just out for the money So my fellow stokies our first 11 next year will look like this Banks Bob the Builder Chuckle Brothers George Bush Hans Gruber Bertie ( my budgie ) Nick Clegg Nick Griffin Any Egyptian My Mate Dave Now looking at that team if they do not Qualify for the Champions League, well i will have to eat bertie Only problem is Stoke are stuggling to fill the bench, confirmed at the moment are Paul Daniels...can be relied upon to produce the odd bit of magic A. Polotician...prepared to sit on the bench doing nothing. earning 1k a week Specsavers employee...so when we play arsenal he can borrow arsene his glasses Stoke City FC are now asking fans if they could put forward any names that proper fans would like to sign & give their reasons why that signing should take place. Yours Forever A Stoke Fan Fill the corners in
