Last seen in the district of Southampton in about 2016. If found, please return to R. Martin, c/o Southampton Football Club, St Mary's Stadium.
Please can someone send a message to our defenders to stop passing it around at the back. The opposition has worked out that if they play two strikers and harry our backs, all they have to do is wait for an underhit pass, pounce on it and put it in the back of the net. It's been like this for the last four years!
By all means play it out from the back when there's no-one lurking in the vicinity, but please refrain from knocking it around when the opposition has active players ready to pounce. The cats protection league already has enough to worry about without giving us all kittens!
Please can someone send a message to our defenders to stop passing it around at the back. The opposition has worked out that if they play two strikers and harry our backs, all they have to do is wait for an underhit pass, pounce on it and put it in the back of the net. It's been like this for the last four years!
By all means play it out from the back when there's no-one lurking in the vicinity, but please refrain from knocking it around when the opposition has active players ready to pounce. The cats protection league already has enough to worry about without giving us all kittens!