Missing in action: UIR

Worrying times for Stan and Treb: no one to take their frustrations out on

UnitedinRed was last seen:
Yesterday at 1:51 PM

 

Slightly ironic

 

TBF to him, UIR never goes missing. The reason...? he fcking relishes it

 

he is on a bus in London

 

That's why it is weird he had gone missing on match day.

Think he said Mrs UIR was pregnant, so maybe we are witnessing the birth of baby UIR. I guess if he is a boy he'll be called Louis

 

Busy. And no. Not born yet. Just getting final bits sorted. Decorated room etc.

Take it you missed me FFP Chump?

 

I did. When is Louis jr due? Good luck btw

 

Awwwwww, our two resident WUM's getting along so nicely

 

Good bet that he won't be called "Moyesie"

 

Well, your whole board has gone missing since Tuesday tbf even UIR

 

Shanter, think you actually avoid another spanking at the weekend?

 

Seeing as we are not playing til Monday, yes

 

If Leicester get a little bit complacent you got a chance of getting a draw.

 

No the board is doing well, unlike the Chavbus FC board

 

Talking of draws, who do you fancy in the Europa cup?

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm honoured you hang on my every word. Sorry I made you wait.

 

Valencia would be an interesting tie.

Of course you do realise that I will be bumping all of your Europop League quips in a few months time (which you'll be able to seethe about while you're viewing but not posting!)

 

Yep, haven't you got a hacienda there, Cosmo.

You and Gary on Thursday nights.

Bump all you like: you are assuming we climb the table high enough to qualify for the Europa.

You are in Europa now, not point in Chelsea fans worrying about Europa next season when we are 15th

 

Yep we have a flat in Valencia. Lovely city.

Was your disappearing act down to the fact that you're not worrying about Chelsea? You're only interested when they're doing well? That's not the hardcore lifelong headhunter you've previously pretended to be!