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Misheard lyrics

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Woodyhoopleson, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. Woodyhoopleson

    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    It was only recently that I realised Sting was 'so lonely', and not singing about Sue Lawley and I am still unconvinced that the song "who's gonna drive you home" by the cars doesn't mumble "pork pie" just before the chorus.

    Anyone got anything to add?
     
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    My ears are alight!
     
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    'Who you gonna call? Those bastards!'
     
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    Come a, come a, come a, come a become a comedian.
     
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    Might as well face it, you're a dick in a glove!
     
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    I wanna rock and roll all night and part of every day.
     
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    Does anyone remember MC Hammers classic " King Tut Says "
     
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    Ill take a train to another dimension (Choo choo).......pay close attention. ;)
     
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    "Just let me staple the vicar, we're making love in a Femidom"
     
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    What about band names?
    At a teen house party, my mate's brother and his cousin stepping outside to settle a dispute over whether the band's name was Jethro Tull or Jethro Tud. Jethro Tud won, and so they are known to this day.
     
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    You've ruined that one for me!<laugh>
     
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    'Arse about the face' - 'eyes without a face'
     
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    Calling Jamaica - REM
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    Annie are you 'walking' instead of 'ok' Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal. Shockingly I thought this until about a year ago!
     
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    Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
    tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
    nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu
    Me Tonto Kimosabi
    Me go and catchee baddy
    Find him by the shady water
    Deep within Apache forest
    Find him scalp him eat him up for breakfast
    Real good friend to Kimosabi
    Save another silver bullet
    Hi ho Silver away
    Ride into tomorrow today
    But who was that masked man you say
    That was the Lone Ranger

    Maybe masked man he a ****ter
    Try it on with surly Tonto


    [video=youtube;MzJtK3c9fl8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzJtK3c9fl8[/video]

    Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
    tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
    nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

    I thought they said:

    Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
    tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
    nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu cock swords

    I was mistaken but he is the Lone Ranger!
     
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    Scuse me while I kiss this guy - Purple Haze
     
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    [video=youtube;tnlveKfDuyk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnlveKfDuyk[/video]
     
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    clown control to Mao tse tung, david bowies finest..
     
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    Another classic from Bowie:

    Les Dennis - put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
     
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    for ages I thought he was singing
    silly can holders

    how the wife and child laughed when I sang along in the car
    out of pity most likely

    have a listen

    I still sing my version
     
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