Off Topic Minehead Butlins

Got an invite from a lass I had a thing with 12 years ago, apart from taking my own booze anyone else done it, any tips?

 

Are mobile DNA kits available?

 

This thread has potential...

 

There's been Netflix documentaries on less.

 

I dont think my sleep cycles will match in with everyone elses, up at 5 and bed at 9, taking a book an ipod, some lager and vodka, full report when I get back

 

Check her Facebook thread and if 11 year old Wayne is sitting smiling consider Australia as a destination mate!

 

If she removes one of your pubes from her teeth and gently places it in a sealed container, then start to worry.

 

TBH I need a break her and her mate are going scouting for me

 

Oh, she's got a mate? Asking for a friend.

 

Like my dad always said to me "if you're not in bed by 10 o'clock son, come home"

 

My dad always said, use your head and be careful, I nutted a few lads, and ran from some others

 

An erect penis has no conscience. Enjoy.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episo...tion&at_link_title=Starstruck&at_bbc_team=BBC

Read the write-up and thought of this thread

 

Lovely steam train ride if you get bored

 

Or escape route maybes?

 

Maybe suggest Centreparks instead and say you read about it on mumsnet.

 

How'd it go at the weekend?

 

My dad always said a man has only got enough blood in his body to fill one head at a time, when one is full the other is empty!

 

Bit of a nightmare was ill in bed all weekend so never made it Having said that looking at some of the pics its probably best I didnt go

 

Hope you're feeling better soon marra and can enjoy the QPR game