Mila Kunis

looks like she's due to be sodomised by the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines on the 18th of November.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/14119721

no doubt there'll be a video

 

He should shag her, just for the crack.

 

you should have done this when you were in afghan. it would have served your country better than trying to miss the enemy.

 

lucky bugger

 

this is the bit i liked;

what are the odds that at around 2am on the 19th of November Sgt Scott "Scotty" Moore of 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines will be softly uttering those words

 

either that or he will rape her and claim ptsd made him do it.


AFGHAN NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

or that his mates made him do it.

at best this is going to be an extremely creepy night for her. i bet at least one guy gets pissed and tells her he used to listen to her on family guy dvd's with his eyes closed ****ing

 

LR quietly rocking in the corner sobbing, suddenly stands up and cries out

It will be more than double penetration she'll be getting Earholes, eyeholes, noseholes, arsehole and fannyhole

 

what do you mean used to? and i keep my eyes open too.

 

she is rich enough for the reconstructive surgery

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I just realised I forgot the mouth-hole, one of the three primary targets

 

When you are talking about "mouth-holes", you don't really need the suffix -hole, just "mouth" will suffice!

 

not keen on meg, always been more into lois. actually bit uncormfortable knowing she's meg.

none of this is rational.

 

If there is a video i hope they get a few of their midget friends along to dress up as baboons.

 

i dont know if they let midgets in the US marines but they've probably got a few lads who are a lot shorter than they used to be.

 

Really? Thanks for pointing that out to me

 

Hahaha, it's just that I have never heard the term "mouth-hole" before!