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  1. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    Signing Cabeye, with rumours of Berba, Gamiero and Gervinho. Why they're the very definition of a "Cheeky bid". we're being outdone here lads.



    Cheeky bid for Cavani anyone?
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  2. Smudger

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    We even got linked with Ba after months of wishful thinking. I can only imagine a Samba bid is round the corner.
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    Jelle Vossen anyone*...

    <ski>

    * By this, I mean Mike!
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Maybe its Dennis Wise's new medium
     
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  5. Smudger

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    Can only hope they've seen my Kranjcar pleas... <whistle>
     
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  6. Aldridge_Prior

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    Chris Samba please Mike, and a better RB <ok>

    Love you x
     
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  7. overseasTOON

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    Crap. I forgot to add kisses!
     
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  8. Aldridge_Prior

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    You'll learn... Or maybe he likes the thrill of the chase.
     
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  9. AH

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    Still no mention of Vargas though... a certain someone out there isn't particularly pleased..

    :p
     
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  10. overseasTOON

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    Having seen his largesse I'd bet that the chase isn't something he aspires to do on a frequent basis...
     
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  11. Cal.

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    Spending money makes him angry though, we need to improve his mood to get him to listen...

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  13. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    message to mike


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    FODEFODEFODEFODEFODEFODEFODE




    HE'S ON A FREE
     
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  14. Aldridge_Prior

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    Is that to be our next sponsor?
     
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  15. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Mike Ashley's though processes?
     
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  16. Aldridge_Prior

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    Fantastic!!!
     
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    <whistle>
     
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  18. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    This one?

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  19. overseasTOON

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    Well.

    At the head we have a chap with a lot of neck who has employed a clod to assist him.

    We have Cheick (Ivorian for Chuck I'd guess) and Jonas as a player who covers every blade of grass on the left.

    As for Thick rib; Nolan has been known to pile on the pounds.
    Thin rib; Ferguson (though the club aspires for him to be a thicker rib (perhaps fore rib?) with his bulking diet)

    Rump? We've still got Shola.
     
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    he even waves whilst running down the wing he's got a youtube compilation .....what's not to like <ok>
     
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