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  1. Tickler

    Tickler Well-Known Member

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    FRIDAY, JUNE 15, 2012
    Squid Injects Sperm Bags into Womans Mouth While Dining in Korea!

    Korean Squid Dish Cuisine
    Was it Squid Rape?
    Does Korea Have "the Morning After Pill?
    Is Therapeutic Abortion legal in Korea?
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    As a woman was recently dining on squid at a fine restaurant in Korea, she first felt a tingling sting in her mouth, then excruciating pain and went to a hospital.

    From medical attendants she learned that the 'partially-cooked' Squid she was chewing had ejaculated 12 tiny bags of sperm into the mucous membranes of her cheek and tongue.

    A Squid Dinner Plate
    She was told the squid "indeed had inseminated her mouth."

    Medical spokespeople also said that although this woman's incident was not common, that others had experienced the same event. Japan has reported 3 such incidents in the past year.

    Squid anyone?
    squis+dinner+plate.jpg

    http://thegreatamericandisconnect.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/squid-ejaculates-sperm-bag-into-womans.html
     
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    Tickler, Jun 16, 2012
  2. Bumblebore

    Bumblebore Well-Known Member

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    Don't feel like lunch anymore. Thanks
     
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    Bumblebore, Jun 16, 2012
  3. Redan_White

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    Spit, swallow or injected into your mucous membrane pet?
     
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    Redan_White, Jun 16, 2012
  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    couldn't give a toss what the ****er had in her mouth it all sounds balls to me and a little fishy
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jun 16, 2012
  5. Red and White Mac

    Red and White Mac Active Member

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    do they think they charged her extra?
     
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    Red and White Mac, Jun 16, 2012
  6. trouble_n_stripes

    trouble_n_stripes Active Member

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    The restaurant was most probably on comm(fish)ission
     
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    trouble_n_stripes, Jun 16, 2012
  7. trouble_n_stripes

    trouble_n_stripes Active Member

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    she could end up having squidlets, if so I'll take them to court!!
     
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    trouble_n_stripes, Jun 16, 2012
  8. Red and White Mac

    Red and White Mac Active Member

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    thats a gaurenteed council house then
     
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    Red and White Mac, Jun 16, 2012
  9. mitchthemakem

    mitchthemakem Well-Known Member

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    Typical male probably said beforehand

    "I promise i won,t cum in your mouth"
     
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    mitchthemakem, Jun 16, 2012
  10. Schwerer Gustav

    Schwerer Gustav Well-Known Member

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    She was told to Keep calimari and carry on, however she can now blow canny squid rings..........................
     
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    Schwerer Gustav, Jun 16, 2012

  11. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    She'd have been better off wokking the dog than eating out.
     
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    Nostalgic, Jun 16, 2012
  12. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    You would have thought it would have spunked in her [octo]pusy rather than her mouth..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jun 16, 2012
  13. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Guess she doesn't like sea(men) food anymore:D
     
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    Cest Advocaat, Jun 17, 2012
  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Poor squid, the bint charged it 37000 won (about £20) for the pleasure.
     
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    Commachio, Jun 17, 2012
  15. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Normal being a surrogate mum, depends on the fee though.
     
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    billofengland, Jun 17, 2012
  16. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    That squid was a trier wasn't he? <laugh>

    One last jizz and he went for it. RIP & respect <ok>
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jun 17, 2012
  17. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    I hope she got a few squid off her meal for all the trouble....

    I'll get my coat.
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Jun 18, 2012
  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    so you should for that one
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jun 18, 2012
  19. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

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    I hope the damage isnt spermanent.
     
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    Uni_Mackem_MAHons, Jun 18, 2012
  20. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    £1.jpg

    Now this is what you call sick squid!<whistle>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jun 18, 2012
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