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I like that picture 1 is taken in Bing Crosby's living room. Picture 2 just looks lazy in comparison.
I dont know if I'm picky but I genuinely wouldnt go anywhere near number 2. No poo / gayer jokes please.
Number 2 looks dirty. You're all talking bollocks, if it was the last dance and you hadn't copped off...you'd be in there like a shot.