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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    A midget just walked in to the office, stay tuned for updates....
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Is it Brum?
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Get it pumped.
     
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  4. simon_bhoy

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    nothing creepier

    toss that little ****er up in the air for me <ok>
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    nah its a burd. and yes i would <ok>
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Get it dealt wi', then.
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    she wants to know the biggest thing we could laminate. Almost said our laminator is huge, we could laminate you if you wanted. managed to restrain my self though.
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    shes coming back on Thursday.
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    one of those well proportioned midgets, no stubby arms and big head here.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    The Laminator!!

    Payback Time.
     
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  11. simon_bhoy

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    this cannot have happened - the world is not that kind
     
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  12. thefanwithnoname

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    one of the mums at my little uns school is a midget

    the daughter is taller than the mum and its primary <yikes>

    seen her fella once, this tall tubby dude
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

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    Did you ask why her visit was so short?
     
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  14. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    let down...
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    now you know how your parents feel <ok>
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    And ashamed, don't forget ashamed.
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    and odly afraid of what he might become. <nightprowler>
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Was she wearing Levi 301s?
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I knew a midget who sadly died, he had a fit of coughing.
     
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  20. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Fella from my school went out with 1.

    He was odd as **** and she was boggin.

    Fat head and stumpy arms.

    Desperate bastard.
     
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