Microwave Ovens

What a fantastic invention it is. Never ceases to amaze me how many inventions we seemingly take for granted these days.

Personally my favourite is probably the humble shower. One finds a daily shower to be absolutely essential, sets the day up splendidly.

Marvellous, simply marvellous.

Life truly is a thrillride every day.

Being a simple country loon I take nothing for granted. I am one of life's quintessential lovers basically.

 

Indoor plumbing for this handsome ****.

 

The ice cream scoop, invented by one of GC's fuzzy wuzzy founding members, Alfred L. Cralle is probably my favourite.

 

Microwave ovens are crap. I don't have one, don't want one.

 

^^^^ can´t afford one

 

Finger too deformed to push the buttons.

 

Toothpaste was a belter

 

How would you know, you ****ing tramp.

 

I lick it off your wifes arsehole

 

hmmmmmm minty or should that be mindy? pmsl

 

Sly iced breed

 

Good choice. I'm not very au fait with knives which is why I don't reside in London.

 

Porn, wonderful, watchable porn.

 

I hope Dev hasn´t anything to do with the case. Here´s hoping common sense prevails and he is proved innocent.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44373535

Where is Dev anyway? Did Tobes chase him again?

 

O.M.G!!!!!!! These guys are so wacky it is almost unbelievable, no wonder this is the top story on the daily record website!

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/crazy-scots-stag-party-goes-12649664

 

The Thermos flask. Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.


How does it know though?

 

By the exterior viewing thermometer?

 

How do they get the vacuum into thermos flasks? It's amazing, really.

 

The Camera Obscura.

For those who don't know it was the equivalent of the internet when ER was a kid.