Mick

How come sometimes this site goes off and it comes up Error 522 connection timed out or some such pish? Then it says the laptop is fine, cloudfare in paris(whatever the **** that means) is fine but the website isn't fine? Hey, ****ing answer me that!

 

This has never happened to me. Sounds like someone's hijacked your computer.

 

Hi there, hope that you're enjoying the site.

I'm part of the admin team and I'll look into this on your behalf.

Quick question - have you tried installing McAfee system security?

 

No, I haven't, I haven't even heard of it, not only am I new on here, but new to laptops/electrical devices in general

 

Therein lies your security issues.

If I were you, I'd install tout de suite. (That's French for schnell)

 

Modern Technology is pants.

Does anyone know who fixes an Abacus these days?

 

Is McAfee the same as Avast? That Avast is ****ing annoying when that woman says that something has just been updated, even though ah wid.

 

Is an apple the same as as orange, aye?

 

What seems to be the problem with it buddy?

 

Do not mock me

 

The ant-viral megatron gazumper is playing up.

 

It's yer man with the arms like Popeye no doubt

 

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Replace it with the newer version would be my advice

 

How do I delete all my not606 cookies? In fact I think I have some cookies in the cupboard, I'll maybe have a couple of them, I really cant be ****ed cooking just now

 

Isn't a cookie a type of biscuit?

 

Yes... my favourite is white choc chip and macadamia nut

 

You know what, Drew? I believe that you are indeed correct.

 

I just had 2 dark chocolate chip ones, but on another note, how the **** do I go about deleting cookies? I know how to eat them, but not delete them!