With our imminent return to the top table of Scottish football, I decided to take a look at the site's Scottish Premiership forum for the first time in 4 years. Whether through incompetence or general apathy, it appears that you couldn't be arsed promoting Hearts this season - they're still languishing under 'Other Scottish teams'. Take this as fair warning that if Rangers are not listed under the Scottish Premiership forum by the opening day of the season, you can expect a flood of sarcastic, passive-aggressive emails - not to mention a personal visit from the POOVES.
