Michael Owen

Can I buy this horse a pint please?

Michael Owen was twice thrown off his horse as he stepped up preparations for his racing debut by riding out at Newmarket's British Racing School.
The former Liverpool striker will ride in a seven-furlong contest at Ascot on 24 November, to raise money for the Prince’s Countryside Fund.

Owen will do well to stay in the saddle on this evidence however, and after being put on his backside he admitted perhaps this racing lark was not as easy as he thought.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/11/02/michael-owen-thrown-horse-gears-racing-debut-ascot/

 

No matter what he does in life he will somehow get injured.

Maybe if England recall him the horse may stop trying to throw him off?

 

Bastard racehorses. They're all ****ing nuts. I've been nibbled at, attempted headbutted, attempted kicks all while getting too close to these nutters. I'd still buy one if I had money to burn though. Which Owen does after Shepherd went on that ego trip.

 

Guess there is such a thing as Karma

 

Expand on the ‘getting too close’ bit?

 

^^ What a knob Owen is.

 

Is that Ron Weasley?

 

you could say this about most women

 

Women for you, horses for Pouchy.

 

forgot to say about how they nag nag nag

 

But I would rather be tossed off by a woman.

 

Father had racehorses. They're just moody ****s. They think they are a bit better than your average horse. They are like a toffy entitled twats. Some of them are alright. I knew when we got to go into the stables at Aintree and our nutcase attempted to bite my ear off - the trainer simply saying "he's a bit lively today, might be a bit excited". I wonder if Harvey Weinstein can use that excuse?

On another occasion at Market Rasen I went to walk round the front of a horse and this ****er just looked up and had the look of a psycho. The trainer went "er maybe not come this way"

Sorry I haven't got any Freddy Got Fingered type stories for you sickos.

 

So a bit like people who use the Executive Boxes at SJP?

 

No more like hooray henrys.

I find those in the boxes at SJP are mainly just local lads done good. It does keep you away from the common rabble...**** the mask slips.

 

I think you may have spotted the correlation between racehorses and Sunderland fans which explains why both are moody, excitable and mental - too much inbreeding.

 

Don't bring up the old inbreeding lark, we will get bored to death with hypocritical complaints!

 

Agreed. The select few who ‘joke’ about kiddy fiddling do get a tad upset when the incest jokes get rolled out..

 

If you have not seen this you have got to watch it. Absolute gold. Carragher tried to give him some stick on twitter for it but surprising enough he didn't seem to see the funny side.

 

Is this a 'bash and slag Michael Owen thread'?

If so, I am all over this!

I hate the small, leprechaun horse loving scouse smelling, self promoting midget spinning, arrogant Geordie slagging Prick!

 

Man, Michael Owen is really an arrogant ****. Around Owens time, Liverpool really had a nasty habit of developing arrogant, coked up entitled twats.