I’d fight him off with two pints of Tiger beer and plate of cheese. The glasses can be lethal once drank and smashed. And the cheese could distract him.
To be fair, the last cheese that Albert bought and paid for would be pretty mouldy by now, so it might be a lethal weapon.
It sounds like you're going wrong by trying to swing with the shoes Nev. Next time put them on your feet instead and try swinging with a golf club. I'll give you this one for free.
Finally got talked into playing my first ever round a couple of months ago. Honestly, I wouldn't have been any worse if I had been swinging with the shoes!
I bought some gas and electricity, currently costing me £20 a day. Think I’ll just let Myers have me.
Don't be silly. I've bought loads of coffee and ***s in the last two months, but bought the shoes yesterday. Tired of getting trench foot from playing in my trainers!
Trench foot? Have you actually been to a proper golf course, or are you using Albert's favourite ditches of the North as make-shift sand bunkers?
Yes and they are very wet. Also decided to invest in a load of yellow golf balls so they would be easier to find when I hit them into the trees. Didn't really think about the whole autumn thing when I did that!
I thought it was going to be the Kraken and diet coke I bought at the pub last night, BUT... ... then I remember I bought a 40 pack of cat food on Amazon last night when I came in! Sweet, I'm lobbing pouches of cat food at Michael Myers.
I like their pizzas but I can’t justify the price. A local place does a lively pizza for £12 including delivery. It does me two meals. Love pizza. For the record I am doing an hour workout for every day of the World Cup to lose weight. Want to lose 1 stone.
No need to do an hr mate just do a quick 30 mins and cut out sugar and you'll jet results early doors.. If you listen to people these days they'll make it sound like nothing will work and everything needs to be so strict it'll result in failure.. Just make simple steps and get your body used to that then make another change. People try and do everything overnight and burnout mentally and physically.
