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Method of execution

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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    If you were to kill someone off the X factor who would it be an how would you kill them?

    I would opt for that mad kitty bird.. Cheese wire round the throat .. shag her then dismember her an feed her to pigs..
     
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  2. alwaysright

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    MARTIN -would drown them in ....
     
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  3. ToL1D7

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    All of them - Death by tray! (a joke from Eddie izzards stand up about the death star) :D
     
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  4. Sweats

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    There are a fair few birds I'd **** on there.. Just debatable whether I'd kill them before or after..
     
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  5. ToL1D7

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    punch em in the throat real hard then **** em, they'll wriggle alot, might add a different element to it :)
     
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  6. jenthesaint1990

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    boil them all to death
     
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  7. Sweats

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    Never tried that.. May have to release one of my guests from the cellar to try it out..
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

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    i hope you're treating the 'guests' like VIP's.
     
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  9. Sweats

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    Only maddie gets treated like a VIP
     
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  10. alwaysright

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    They are allowed out each evening to enjoy the night life. And somehow return with more money in their pocket than when they left.
     
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  11. ToL1D7

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    Always giving her the "special treatment"
     
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  12. Sweats

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    Well she is going to get punched in the throat later.. So I guess so yes..
     
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  13. alwaysright

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    Yeah - but is she grateful - has she ever looked you straight in the face and told you.
     
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    Its all in the way she struggles..<whistle>
     
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    before <ok>
     
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