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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Jul 1, 2012.

  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Those long flying things wot carry people in 'em, they can land 'em selves right? So do pilots do it or the auto controls?
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's semi automated, the pilots are a fail safe.
     
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  4. Cyclonic

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    Are the pilots hands on though during the actual landing?
     
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    I....could....not..... resist...Sorry.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Yes, but the velocity, attitude and drift are all computer calculated and adjustments are made by the computer. I was at a wedding a few years ago and there was a young guy of about 27 who was a pilot with Easy Jet, he said it's a piece of piss to fly a plane. I don't know if he was just being modest but that's what he said.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Was allowed into the flight deck of a plane we were on last year. Flight deck was tiny.
     
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  8. Cyclonic

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    I had a glider flight years ago where I had the chance to take control for a while. I **** myself. I was encourage to move it about, but not knowing how much control I had, I barely moved it. :)
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Do you ever watch movies about Gladiators?
     
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  10. HandsomeDaniel

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    Well put it this way since the Cheap Airline Came into existence, A pilot in the 80's got paid 50K to 80k a year, now Airline Pilots wages are between 18k a year for low budget pilots to 50k for your more upmarket type pilots.

    And I really havent got figures for pilots in the drug trade right at the moment, but in the eighties they used to get paid anything from 2 to 4 kilos per flight or a bullet in the head!
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm guessing the Drug Pilots would have a less intensive training regime than the Budget guys yet they get paid more? An outrage.
     
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  12. Cyclonic

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    Wonder what a service Harrier pilot gets?
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nausea?
     
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  14. HandsomeDaniel

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    They get 10 minutes on After Burner on the Mega Drive and if they score more than 10,000 point and get to level three, they are on there way to Medallin from Prestwick
     
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    I can't believe any pilots are on £18k, you get more than that for driving a bus. Probably.
     
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  16. Cyclonic

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    <laugh>.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    A rear gunner on the midnight bus to Easterhouse gets 25k PA.
     
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  18. Cyclonic

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    I suppose the reason the pilot money is so poor, is because everyone and his dog has a licience these days.
     
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  19. HandsomeDaniel

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    The budget Airlines have really fecked it up for them, more planes in the sky offering cheaper prices.

    Over in the USA it is even worse, cant remeber what Airline it was but there Pilots where on $16,000 dollars per annum with no medical.

    Train Drivers are on 30k a year!
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    so 9/11 were they flown by by blow up doll pilots?
     
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