Mesut Ozil - Dirty Bastard

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...ie-ace-Mesut-Ozil-has-scored-loads-of-winners

Can't blame him, some size of funbags on that thing he's pumpin' now. He can do better than that blondie, though.

If you're reading this Mesut, give them all one from us

<uglybastard>

 

he's better than Bale

 

at shagging?

 

probably.

 

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When you look like this, all you need is a bit cash for a ride off a Spanish supermodel.

Who'da thought it.

 

One of my mates pulled a bird that looked like Ozil Said she was stinking of bo, but still got it pumped.

 

He's Kurdish.

My barber tells me every ****ing 6 weeks (or so)

 

What does he see in her?

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Sounds horrific, but we've all shagged at least one burd that you cani look like the face while pumpin' her.

There's one in particular I remember, was ****ing horrible. But she finished by sooking my bellend dry and that's all that matters

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I wonder what Ribery saw in this one? (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...stitute-to-Germany-as-a-birthday-present.html)

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There was a picture on facebook of Ozil and this burd, and I honestly think I would prefer to shag Ozil She looked like she had fallen asleep with her face on the radiator.

 

She looked like Venom?

 

Not that bad

 

If it were a school radiator, she would have been left with a big green Crayola stain on her boat.

 

If I were a school radiator, she would have been left with a pipe in every orifice. Flow and return

 

Say what you like about Bale.

But I think he could be The Missing Link in their set up.

 

Not to mention a regular bleeding, eh?

 

Only if she gave me any back chat

...oh, you meant her period.

 

Ozil has octupus eyes.Wonder if he is related to Paul who predicted the Worl Cup results.

 

RIP Paul.

He was great.