Message to Mr. Cathro.. However hard you try, you cant polish a TURD!!

I have heard Mr Sheen is very good but I feel even he will find himself wanting when it comes to buffing up this pile of DOGSHITE!! I hope you have a new super-duper polish to hand when it comes to giving this team of faeces-footballers a clean!! I think you may end up with dogshite all over yours hands and you will never ever get a decent job again because that smell will forever follow you round in your life and career.. Best of British matey!!!

 

Always nice to welcome someone new to the Club with a ...warm welcome.

 

Yaaaaawn

 

Bring back John Carver

 

Bring back the Orb of Genius

 

Are these quotes directly from Charnley? If so I can see where he might be going wrong with selling the club to prospects.

 

you can polish a turd if it is fossilized.
I once saw a dinosaur **** and it was like a smooth pebble but felt like a rock.

 

Ah such hope and optimism

 

The beauty of your optimism shines upon us all TurkeyToon.
Thank heavens you're never pessimistic.

 

Our resident geologist is quite right but be aware you have to keep them around for millions of years before they are ready. I thought Shola was going to be the first human example before he fxxked off to Turkey.

 

I don't think he in fact moved to Turkey but has been sharing an apartment with Mr T for the last few weeks.

 

, post: 8072430, member: 1028334"]I don't think he in fact moved to Turkey but has been sharing an apartment with Mr T for the last few weeks.[/QUOTE]
I move July 31st to Istanbul. Having seen what is happening to my club, i can't effing wait. Sick of spooning Mr T!!

 

I move July 31st to Istanbul. Having seen what is happening to my club, i can't effing wait. Sick of spooning Mr T!![/QUOTE]
Its just another football mad city but with better weather, a few more mosques and some slightly bigger bridges - you wont be homesick at all!. Love Istanbul and Turkey in general. First project I was sent abroad to work on was there and spent a couple of months in Ankara. Well worth going down to Cappodocia when you have time.

 

Its just another football mad city but with better weather, a few more mosques and some slightly bigger bridges - you wont be homesick at all!. Love Istanbul and Turkey in general. First project I was sent abroad to work on was there and spent a couple of months in Ankara. Well worth going down to Cappodocia when you have time.[/QUOTE]

I'd like to check out the catacoombs under the city one day.
All kinds of history are brushed under there.

 

I'd like to check out the catacoombs under the city one day.
All kinds of history are brushed under there.[/QUOTE]

So that's the Turkish word for what JPF does in his dungeon.

 

You only have to look our strips and it tells you everything about the club.... It's aldi of the premiership.

 

It's true that you cannot polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter