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Message to James!

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by GoldhawkRoad, Jul 4, 2012.

  1. GoldhawkRoad

    GoldhawkRoad Well-Known Member

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    James,

    First of all, I like your stuff (on the whole!) so I hope you don't saunter off.

    Second, you know that thing last night wasn't right, mate. Would you have told it to Adel Taarabt? Somehow I doubt it. It wasn't politically correct to erase it.

    Finally, thought I'd set out some stuff that IS politically correct which I hope we can agree between us to despise in equal measure.

    All the best

    Goldhawk


    1. The BBC has dropped the use of the terms Before Christ (BC) and Anno Domini (AD) on one of their programmes and decided that the terms 'Before Common Era' / 'Common Era' are more appropriate

    2. The European Parliament introduced proposals to outlaw titles stating marital status such as 'Miss' and 'Mrs' so as not to cause offence. It also meant that 'Madame' and 'Mademoiselle', 'Frau' and 'Fraulein' and 'Senora' and 'Senorita' would be banned.

    3. Throughout several US councils and organisations, any terms using the word 'man' as a prefix or suffix have been ruled as not being politically correct. 'Manhole' is now referred to as a 'utility' or 'maintenance' hole.

    4. Loveable cartoon rogue Dennis the Menace has been given a politically correct make over. BBC chiefs decided to take away his edge in the remake. Gone are his bombs, catapult, water pistol and pea shooter - and in their place is a simple boyish grin.

    5. Spotted Dick - a classic English dessert has been renamed to avoid embarrassment. The traditional pud Spotted Dick has been given the title Spotted Richard, after UK council bosses feared the original name might cause offence.

    6. A school in Seattle renamed its Easter eggs 'spring spheres' to avoid causing offence to people who did not celebrate Easter.

    7. A UK council has banned the term 'brainstorming' – and replaced it with 'thought showers', as local lawmakers thought the term may offend epileptics.

    8. A UK recruiter was stunned when her job advert for 'reliable' and 'hard-working' applicants was rejected by the job centre as it could be offensive to unreliable and lazy people.

    9. Gillingham fans had begun to fondly offer celery to their goalkeeper, ‘Big Fat’ Jim Stannard. The club, however, decided that celery could result in health and safety issues inside the ground. As a result, fans were subjected to celery searches with the ultimate sanction for possession of celery allegedly being a life ban.’

    10. In 2007, Santa Clauses in Sydney, Australia, were banned from saying 'Ho Ho Ho'. Their employer, the recruitment firm Westaff (that supplies hundreds of Santas across Australia), allegedly told all trainees that 'ho ho ho' could frighten children, and be derogatory to women. Why ? Because 'Ho Ho Ho' is too close to the American (not Australian, mind you) slang for prostitute.

    11. Some US schools now have a 'holiday tree' every at Christmas, rather than a Christmas tree.
     
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  2. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    I think a 'Spotted Richard' is far more offensive...<laugh>
     
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  3. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    Do the Glazers refer to Utility United when they are at home?
     
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  4. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Cheers Goldhawk, I happily add my despisement (a word I think does not exist) to your list of despicable things!
     
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