please log in to view this image As you can see, a few weeks living rough outside Allams gaff hasn't had any impact on my good looks. Nothing happening here much. A few visitors which got everyone excited the other night as Den posted. Papa doesn't go anywhere, Mama takes Tiger (her little dog) out daily. Ehab 'SP' (small prick as we should call him from now on) visits almost daily, always has his crayons with him. Appreciated the support of the occasional car sounding its horn and the odd drink getting dropped off. Could do with some company though. Otherwise Merry Xmas !!!
And heard a bit of a weird exchange back end of last week, it was in the garden. Still not sure who he was confiding in but Ehab SP broke down saying he was getting teased about his SP. The confidant asked Ehab SP to show him, and then cruelly started laughing. Ehab SP threw a little tantrum... crayons actually came over the hedge
If you want to offer a peace gesture, here's an idea for a pressie for Ehab. please log in to view this image
I do think for a super stud playboy, this would be so damaging to his ego/ reputation. I can just imagine him strutting about as an EPL club owner (our club) in his 'local' Leeds casino/ nightclub/ strip joints, but very conscious of people secretly giggling away in the corner. Needs to be across the board but lets use WWW whenever we or HCST refer to him. Nothing illegal in that, just a pet name.
Fir the aptly initialed CoC and only about an hour before an evening kick off. please log in to view this image
He's already part way there. It's a long name, perhaps they could have a shorter one... http://weewilliewinkie.co.uk/ Full of kids fun... please log in to view this image
So we have a seed of an idea from www's small cock. I'm convinced its the way to go. For someone who believes he's a playboy. An ex has ridiculed him on the internet about his small knob. By the way, who is she? Could she help us? Its Meeeerrry xxmmaaaaaaaaaaaas
Ok, bored with inactivity at Allams house, I was certain by now we'd have a permanent protest group, but hey ho. I've done a month and failed to inspire anyone, am now an alcoholic/ 'shroom fuelled / obsessed with baby penises/ Chinese delivery men. etc. So I'm going straight into rehab from Jan 1st. Seriously, have signed up for Dry January. Actually just thinking, if I do a month that will be the first for maybe 40 years.
I'm eerrm 54. Probably drinking proper at 16 ish and I am fairly confident that I have never gone a month since without alcohol. Its for some charity, I'm sure you'll sponsor me Ben?
