Merry ****ing Christmas

Wishing all you horrible ****s a merry Christmas. May you all be blessed with dry over cooked turkey, burnt pigs in blankets, non descript stuffing, and relatives you'd rather have a labotomy than spend an afternoon with..

 

Have a Gambolling Christmas

 

I've had my fingers in a big bird for the last hour

 

Good fur you sweaty

I hope the stuffing was appropriately seasoned.

 

Mushed butter under the skin.

 

Chillies in the sage and onion this year.

We're no gonny tell ma auld maw until after she's ate it. She is adamant she doesn't like spicy food but seems to enjoy it every time we give it to her.

 

Happy Christmas to you and yours too sweaty

Oatmeal stuffing and sausage meat for this bear.

 

I.. eh.. meat.. stuffing.. tina.. .. <bigboobies>

 

Nice.

I've done cranberry and chestnut and a wild garlic and sage one. Using butchers sausage meat.


I'm more excited about Boxing Day food as am doing a pulled pork.

Following an American tradition with the marinade am using sea salt molasses smoked paprika and cayenne pepper. That's marinating now. Then for the cook making a paste using olive oil smoked paprika and honey. Then it's going in the oven at 130c for 5 hours. Can't ****ing wait.

 

Have a lovely one too

 

Never heard of pulled pork, well, I have, but it's not something you swallow.

 

Excellent

Am abandoning my turkey and coming to your hoose.

 

I just hope I don't **** it up.

Have already changed my recipe as just realised I have bourbon so will wallop than on the marinade tomoro.

 

That sounds excellent. Have a good one all.

 

Turkey is paupers food.

 

Merry Christmas jip. Hope you and yours have a good one