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Mermaids: The truth is out...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hugh Briss, Jul 4, 2012.

  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830

    I really thought there was always something a bit 'fishy' about the claims of Mermaids being real...

    ...throughout history they have been included in stories and art, now, after a recent programme on U.S. television, an offical statement has been made - it's hard to 'fathom' that it's taken so long for the truth to come out! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  2. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    This news is bound to cause quite a 'splash' around the aquatic world...:emoticon-0182-poolp
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I saw that earlier today, it is just a big cover up.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Joker you're the least funny person that's ever existed. Even the writing team for Coming of Age wouldn't want to hire you.

    Please die.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    next thing some government suit will be claiming Billy The Fish doesnt exist and has never recieved an undisclosed EBT from the club formerly known as rangers.
     
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  7. HandsomeDaniel

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    It is thought some viewers may have mistaken the programme for a documentary.

    These are the same fools who thought that The Blair Witch project was real!
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    I really hope mermaids exist. Check out Just Add Water, an Australian teen TV show about three girls who turn into mermaids.

    Not able to post pics but well worth a Google Image search
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    My kids used to watch "Just add water" (or was it called H2O?).


    It's a philosophical jailbait minefield.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    Now that is what I'm talking about! Just think, these hotties would have been jailbait a couple of years ago but now they are of the age of consent. I think the legal term for this is 'justifiable tug material'
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I think they were jailbait at the time of filming - like I said, a nightmarish philosophical dichotomy
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    That's the old mermaids from H2O. The one on the right left and was replaced by a large chested blonde from Home and Away.
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    I expect a new pic post forthwith.
     
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    Bella.
     
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  16. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Mermaids must have very strong smelling ****s.

    Probably not as aromatic as Tinas but still pretty bad.

    <hock too>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Where's the mermaid porn I was expecting?
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    Mermaids aren't live bearers, they lay eggs.

    Uneducated twat <doh>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see. So, the movie "Splash" lied to me and they don't have legs and ****s when they get out of the water.

    Damn you Hollywood. Damn you.
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    I see they are making Splash II with Danny Devito and Angelica Houston.
     
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