Jesus, Dougie. You're a ****ing animal. I can only imagine what you'd do if you ever got drunk. I bet if you had so much as a tin of shandy bass you'd felch Sollecito in the children's ward of Perugia City Hospital.
She's got huge, bulbous eyes. That's a sign of inbreeding, Dev. If she's willing to do her own dad then she'd do me, and if that's not reason enough to smash her then I don't know what is.
She's a bit like Thandi Newton so that's a massive plus, to be honest I don't know what the chassis is like but with a face like that i would not be fussed. She's a stunner.
I'm not really into black chicks but old Thandie is pretty nice This new Kercher (not the dead one) is porkable too, bar the octopus peepers.
