Mental Maureen watch

last week it was the doctor's fault. This week apparently it was not real! It was all fake. The result was fake. It was nothing to do with Maureen's mental mayhem.

I thought I'd start a little Not606 scrapbook of Maureen's pearls of bollocks he seems to come up with on a regular basis before his inevitable boot up the arse exit from another club.

On a sidenote, I suspect it's 'Wenger in' week for our adopted neighbours.

 

I fear we can't mock "wenger in week" based on some of the stuff written on our own threads.

 

that was just a sidenote..Maureen will keep everyone busy.

 

If you change the name of this article to 'PL bipolar watch' , you will
cover both Maureenho and the Wenger hokey cokey brigade (at the very least) .

 

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This issue is from May 2006...

 

I could never quite categorize this idiot. I think this thread will help me put that to bed it seems.

 

http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/17/odds-slashed-on-jose-mourinho-to-be-sacked-as-chelsea-manager-5346921/

 

Looks like Mourinho's been writing the Chelsea post-match articles too.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2015/08/match-report--manchester-city-v-chelsea-.html

I mean where do you even start with that?

 

Chelsea's last six Premier League defeats have come against managers with names beginning with 'P' - and Pulis and Pardew are up next

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...nd-pulis-and-pardew-are-up-next-10459024.html

 

"I don't like to think."

Jose Mourinho, 8/22/2015.

That explains a lot.

 

The last time he thought he said "I need a left back that is all", since then he has placed 3 bids for Stones, been chasing Pogba and signed Pedro. Guess he needed more than he thought

 

He should call himself the stupid one,not special one

 

I think we should all petition CassetteBoy to do an interview mash up video of Mourinho highlighting this guys whacked out logic. It would be classic.

 

Thought id bump this.

Seems like the mental one has had a sissy fit against Martinez because he had his interview first


At first, Martinez was oblivious to what was happening until Mourinho, anxious to board Chelsea’s coach, abruptly interrupted. ‘Roberto, next time you tell me (to) go before you, because we have to travel,’ Mourinho scowled.

Martinez tried to reply: ‘We don’t control that, Jose. I don’t control that.’

But Mourinho was in no mood to listen and fired back: ‘F****** hell!’

 

As Mourinho burst through the door, Martinez wryly observed: ‘When he beat us 6-3 (last season) he was such a nice man. I prefer him like that!’


head's gone...great to see.

 

Martinez comment to the interviewer was brilliant "when they won 6-3 last year he was such a nice man, I prefer him that way"