Thought we could have a thread where we discuss everything that is wrong with us and whereby other members could provide helpful tips and advice in either curing their ailments or indeed forgetting about them. Today I am constipated. I have never had piles so am intrigued as to anyone that has had the pleasure of them describing the sensation..
I still have this trapped nerve in my neck. Physiotherapy has been wonderful in alleviating the pain buit in the last three days it has become very painful again. I'm blaming it on the hoovering I did on Sunday night. Got the lovely Kate again tomorrow. The last time she cracked my back by twisting my torso into her magnificent breasts. Hoping for more of the same tomorrow. The worst pain I had though was when I was 19. I had a tumour on my shin bone. Called an Osteois Osteoma. Basically had to go into hospital and get the offending item hammered and chiselled off. Left with a 12" scar. I have a similar lemgth scar on my knob but that's a different story.
i just chain smoked 2 cigs and that appears to have oiled my pipes sufficiently to produce a beazeley. I got food poisoning about 6 weeks ago from a chinese restaurant.. I actually thought I was going to die after hving the ****s for 5 weeks without a solid one. The doctor has since diagnosed me with irritable bowel syndrome.
thankfully never had one as yet.. have had the old umbrella down the old chap.. Which was joyous. the nurse performing it on me was rather fit.. I said to her whikst she had my cock in her hand and she was stooped over me 'is this a bad time to ask if you are single' I dont think she saw the funny side of it.
Had to go to the hospital last night after an ingrowing hair - on my arm of all places - got infected. My whole forearm was swollen and inflamed and I had to have intravenous antibiotics so it didn't turn into septicaemia
At 37 a heavy drinker with a bad diet and drug problem, i like to ride my bicycle sometimes to try and keep in shape. At one point i thought i had piss problems as i would go have a little shake then as i walked away i would get a few more drips, i have self diagnosed this as wearing a.. please log in to view this image Instead of these CK ball hugger thick ones b... please log in to view this image I seem fine just fat and bald
I had that. When the Doctor was doing his thing, I thought to myself "If I turn around and he's doing up his flies there will be murder here"
Never, i don`t sit on cold concrete slabs . My **** is twice as bad as normal people stinkwise though if that helps
