One step closer, have narrowed it down to a wee blondie about 27 years old and very fit and the other is 30, a dark haired Spanish looking beaut wee bird who already has a kid so I know her oven is up to scratch. I will be unable to impregnate either of them in the next 2 weeks (very busy schedule) but I have put the ground work down and will be making a decision shortly. Wish me luck.
I don't suppose you'll do any worse at parenthood than most people do. Knock yourself out, but make sure you pay for the little sod's upbringing.
I think I would be a superb father, though when it comes to funding Juniors upbringing I can't promise anything.
With an attitude like that, I hope you're firing blanks. Why the **** should the taxpayer feed and clothe your pikey offspring?
A. My offspring will not be a pikey B. I will be prepared to pay at first but can't promise that will always be the case. Might have other things to buy some weeks. No, don't think that would help with my quest to become a father.
A. Your offspring will be irish so definitely a pikey (and probably ugly and ginger too). B. Luckily you will never have any children, so it won't cost the taxpayer anything. Now follow Shameless' advice and kill yourself
Yes as it was passed down to me with Masonic sash. A. My child will be British, pikey doesn't mean Irish and we were all blonde kids with dashing good looks so no chance of an ugly ginger child. B. Don't be so sure Tobias, but you will be first to know when my planted seed is successful. I can't really kill myself if I'm planning on becoming a father.
Medro me old mucker, would you like me to go and get you another taig landing net? <asperthescriptoidmedroisfuckingthepapes>
