Medro Pendes for not606 Chancellor

I think in terrible times like this someone with a bit of balls has to be appointed to rule.

I am hereby asking for your vote to grant me emergency powers to rule not606.

When I have sorted this place out I promise to hand back these powers.

Let's the Medro 2011 Campaign begin.

 

Hun ----> Chancellor ----> Fuhrer ----> Third Reich.


I see what you're up to.

 

I offer my services to assist in the peaceful transgression of not606 in these troubled times. I will change my user name to YeOldeBlueCunt as a mark of solidarity.

 

We need the rangers bias on here.

For too long it has been a plaything for the pikey Irish plastic paddies with their warped hypocritical views. Get shot of the Tim love in.

 

Yet again, the voice of reason.

 

Do it.

 

At last, a man of the people.

 

I don't know how

 

It's a victory for common sense. Vote ER.

 

That's yer mod credentials ****ed up right there

 

I only became a mod to impress Tina

 

You'd have been better off dumping on a glass coffee table.

 

Some of the changes I will make

• I will select a group of handpicked forum enforcers to monitor peoples activity on here.
• The spelling police will be a seperate division that can also hand out strict punishments.
• Certain words and discussions will be automatically locked. Trying to work your way around these restrictions will only result in punishment
• There are no 3 strike rules, 1 is enough.
• Havens of anti-social behaviour such as the Celtic board, will be cleared out and transformed into a forum about conspiracies. Eddieveeee will limited to only using this board.
• Certain people will have a black X imprinted over their avatar to let others be wary of them.
• When addressing another board member every conversation must start with Hail Medro.
• A compulsory irish politics thread will be created every morning at 9am. Every comment will need to be approved by myself and my enforcers.
• At 11pm every night God Save The Queen will play on all boards. No mute button will be added and posting will be prohibited until this is over.
• A reward system will be setup for valuable and well written posts (poster of the day, week & month will introduced)
• Likewise a naming and shaming system will be set up for people who post terrible articles (dumbass of the day, week & month will introduced)

 

I like that agenda, if you can confirm we will not invade Poland I will vote yes

 

I like that agenda, if you can confirm we will invade Poland I will vote yes

 

This is all very well, but do you prefer Custard Creams or Jammy Dodgers?