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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Go to Google, search for 'cure for baw ache', 4th hit.

    Another unconventional way to find this site<ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 22, 2011
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Dear Mr Doctor,

    My penis has become inexplicably lodged between the buttocks of an older man for some time now. He is usually very receptive and easy to slide in and out of but I'm beginning to get a bit sore and he is required back at work on Monday.

    Can you advise please?

    Love

    Mr Toby
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 22, 2011
  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Stop thinking about my genitals you weird old pervert <grr> <grr>
     
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    Toby, Jul 22, 2011
  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I can't help it sweet cheeks. <diva>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 22, 2011
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>
     
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    Null, Jul 22, 2011
  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Simple things amuse simple minds <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jul 22, 2011
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    B-C Well-Known Member

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    The buggery thread is gone.
     
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    B-C, Jul 22, 2011
  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Mick is a dirty ******. It was a serious thread to debate the morality of anal rape and its status within law.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 22, 2011
  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> This place is finished if you can't post threads with RAPE in the title
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 22, 2011
  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    It was posted with you in mind venom. What are your thoughts on it not being rape if you kick the back door in?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 22, 2011

  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It all depends on whether you're going to stove her skull in with a half brick at the end or not.
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 22, 2011
  12. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Even then it likely will only be classed as serious sexual assault and attempted murder. Rather than the much more prestigious Charge of rape.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 22, 2011
  13. VenomPD

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    <laugh> Mick deleted "Venom's Rape Alliance"
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 22, 2011
  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    As supreme leader, chosen by god, I here by declare fridays to be rape day. <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 22, 2011
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I didn't know Toby was his surname. Aah well, you learn something new everyday.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 22, 2011
  16. Sam Axe

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    It's his first and last name, his name is Toby Toby <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 22, 2011
  17. The Raging Oxter

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    I did that once and now I've got a bunch of ******s who follow me around General Chat reminding me of the time I posted a thread about rape.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 22, 2011
  18. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    This thread is now 1 & 2 when you do the search. <ok>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 22, 2011
  19. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Mick blocked the word rape on here once when I wasn't offshore to see how long it would take me to figure it out when I came back....it was less than 24 hours <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 22, 2011
  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The best one was Fife Bear who was on here for a while as Lightfoot. He even started a thread calling me a rapist <laugh>

    He got absolutely slaughtered then disappeared sharpish.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 22, 2011
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