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Meat Is A Luxury.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Today I was sitting at an outside table at a roadhouse, when what should thunder past but a freakin big truck with a gazillion cows in the back. They were going into the city, not some open countryside, so they were on their last ride. Yes folks, they were death bound. Did they know what was happening ... no chance, they thought they were simply on a day trip to who knows where. There were heads everywhere hanging off the side of the semi trailer, sniffing the breeze as they hammered down the black top. Poor deluded bastards.

    I was so disgusted, I immediately sprang from the seat and hurled a mouthful of profanity at the machine as it flew from view, but not before I swallowed the last of my vegetable burger. I was outraged. I read somewhere that the plate return is next to nothing alongside the outlay. We could feed more people and save more money if we just set those blessed beasts free.

    Save the cow.
     
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  2. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    So one of their last memories will be some random lunatic shouting abuse at them?
    How inconsiderate.
     
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  3. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I'm not sure about that.
    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Mass murded. Bovine genocide.
     
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  5. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    See what meat eating did to these two men. It made them gormless.
     
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  6. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I'm pretty sure that meat didn't make any difference - at least one of them was already a gormless American.
     
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  7. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Anyone can see that the bloke on the left is rooting the meat. That's what the consumption of animal does to you. Give it up before it's too late.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Meat is good.
     
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  9. gas

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    Why have sympathy for a truck load of dumb animals?
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    Bristol Rovers fans on their way to an away match?
     
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  11. gas

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    Nice try but aparently we can all fit into a Fiat Uno <ok>

    Dumb cows are only on Gods earth to quench our hunger and provide milk for our cornflakes. :)
     
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  12. Hash.

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    What about the poor vegetables in your veggie burger? They grew (ergo they were alive), then were pulled from their habitat and sliced just to feed you.

    Save the turnip <ok>
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Plants have no CNS <ok>
     
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  14. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    The numbers are disputed. There was a clear discrepancy between the amount claimed and the number of burgers sold at McDonalds
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Me mum eats meat as did her mum as did hers, etc, etc, all the way back to great, great, great...grandma ape.
    If it ain't broke.
     
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  16. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    If it ain't broke why fix it?

    If we all though that way there would be no advancement in technology or social behavior.

    We're always up in arms about the horrid nutrition that we've become addicted to, so it's a win, win situation. Force the public onto vegi burgers and ase the sacred cow.
     
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  17. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    Not really, nutrition from meat and seafood is a very important part of people's diet. Vegetarians are not necessarrilly healthier than a meat eater you know and plus


    MEAT IS GOOD!!!
     
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  18. EDGE.

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    Meat is for the gayers!
     
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