18:00hrs: Had dinner, thought about taking dogs for a walk 18:10hrs Got lead on dogs and my boots on. Head out the door, dog is barking a bit 18:12hrs Memo to self. No need to take plastic bags with me, I'll just let the dog **** anywhere 18:35hrs All quiet, that nosy **** isn't looking out his curtains. Decide to let dog take a **** in the street. 18:38hrs That nosy **** crosses the road at Farmfoods as I walk my 7 dogs whilst wearing my Ireland baseball cap. I check his route does not include my road before carrying on my way to the Co-Op. 18:43hrs See the **** my dogs left outside New Look yesterday. Some ned gets his trainers wrecked in it. Magic 18:45hrs Let my dogs **** everywhere outside Boots 18:52hrs: Somebody has pushed a pram through the ****. What a mess. Brilliant 18:58hrs Meet my mate walking his dog. He's definitely responsible for the **** down by the nursery but my priority at this stage is my dogs ****ting everywhere. We say our goodbyes 19:15 That nosy **** is watching some ****y soap, let my dogs **** in his street again and laugh.
Did you search for this yourself, or do you have an ego so big that you think someone should have searched for it for you? Or whatever the **** that dumb Paddy is trying to say.
It's on the first page of the archives. We used to do this regularly on SPN, someone would come on with a rant and it was mandatory to write a complementary wum piece to go with it. This is the only one I know of on here....because I wrote it.
The best one was Lone Rangers rant about his neighbours being noisy shaggers when his plumbing was off. Someone wrote a belting reply to that. It was on SPN sadly.
That was one of the worst ones as well. SPN was knocking about for ages after we moved here, Jazz could have saved some the articles when he was talking to himself on there
