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MD's maw goes to the park

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    42, eh?

    I bet she's sexy - some 42 yr olds are at the exact ripe cock-crazy stage.

    Phwoar, I might have a chug at this.

    Hang on and I'll google a pic





































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    <yikes><****cancelled>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 2, 2012
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    <laugh>.
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> 42 is a ripe age <whistle>

    Not this maddam though, I would rather **** a bread roll.
     
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    Without butter?
     
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  5. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Are you calling yourself a maddam? <sic>
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    They look like an ugly bother and sister.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just by hearing the surname, "Townsley", you could have told she was a tinker.
     
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    monacoger, May 2, 2012
  8. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Is this story not from about 5 years ago?
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, May 2, 2012
  9. RAVENBLACK

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    "too drunk to remember"

    should have cried rape.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "She has very little recollection of the incident but cannot deny it took place".
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Could well be - it sounds familiar but the Sun has a printing date of this morning for it on their website - a quick google and there are reports from Jan and March.

    My local paper has a quality story in it today as well

    I know you hear a lot of stories like this but this one's got that extra wee bit of class - partly because of the size of the bag of ching he was rattling and partly because of the pish the guy came oot wi <laugh>

    800g

    <laugh>
    Tap Kwality.
     
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    No ****<laugh>
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    That's the reason we haven't seen MD since Saturday night <ok>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, May 2, 2012
  14. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    There's a very good chance that whoever gave him those drugs is going to now end his life.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    That sounds like a threat <laugh>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 2, 2012
  16. Glesgabhoy67

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    <laugh>...:bandit:
     
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  17. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Another life saved me thinks. Whew.
     
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  18. alwaysright

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  19. Tina_old

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    Is that the lift shaggers? <boak>
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Well you should know, you're on the left and your sister is on the right <ok>
     
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