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MD's Guide to Living Forever

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 26, 2013.

  1. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Smoke plenty of weed and always remember - You can never be too stoned

    Going for a night out? Why not spice it up with a gram of MDMA? You will own that ****in' dance floor.

    Condoms - strictly for ****s and *****s. Contracting a STD is a right of passage, and an very important one in the quest for immortality.

    Running about skant nakit can be extremely gratifying, as well as being an excellent cardio workout. All hail the one true god Stephen Gough.

    And always remember - no matter how big or tall, MD will make you fall.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Am mare of an Ell D man to be fair .
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ell D is wolf
     
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  4. gas

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    :D

    Now yer talkin :)
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's what real men drink . None of that alcopops pussy pish .
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    am intae these the noo <diva>

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  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Yum:smiley-finger007:
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Dun that wan ......and that wan . Dun hunners of that wan . **** sake mind the night oan them oh how we danced .
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Am no a big beer drinker but If am drinking beer then it's heavy . Mcewans or Tartan special preferably
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Where's Medro? <confused>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Has to be said, dancing buck nekkid in the rain is really the way to live.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry Dev,he'll be around tonight at some stage.
     
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  15. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    They had Dr Reid we have Dr Weed. I know which one I prefer.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    MD for Rangers mod.

    ...and for the board. He'll get an AGM or EGM got going quick ****in sharpish.

    Viva MD!
     
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  17. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Dose the board MD.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Viva MD!
     
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  19. millersrkillers

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    Drink, smoke,mastabate, laugh.... In any order, (live forever) x x
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *masturbate
     
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