Smoke plenty of weed and always remember - You can never be too stoned Going for a night out? Why not spice it up with a gram of MDMA? You will own that ****in' dance floor. Condoms - strictly for ****s and *****s. Contracting a STD is a right of passage, and an very important one in the quest for immortality. Running about skant nakit can be extremely gratifying, as well as being an excellent cardio workout. All hail the one true god Stephen Gough. And always remember - no matter how big or tall, MD will make you fall.
Dun that wan ......and that wan . Dun hunners of that wan . **** sake mind the night oan them oh how we danced .
Am no a big beer drinker but If am drinking beer then it's heavy . Mcewans or Tartan special preferably
MD for Rangers mod. ...and for the board. He'll get an AGM or EGM got going quick ****in sharpish. Viva MD!