Rumours are rife that you are signing the fly tipping, child abandoning, fat, Mcgreedy. You are in huge trouble if you do. Every club he has played for has struggled at the lower end of the championship for a reason. He splits dressing rooms and only puts effort in when he wants an improved contract. Talking of contracts he will hold the club to ransom with an inmprove my contract or I am off in every transfer window. This isnt sour grapes, this odious man is all that is wrong with football. Avoid at all costs.
He also has very high garden gates that prevent him getting out and going training, or was it that he just couldn't be arsed?
I think you will be waiting a long time for any useful action, he is very good and focused on getting his pay though
Think he's on about Ross McCormack. It's only a loan though so no need to **** ourselves about the very thoughtful concerns raised by Victor Meldrew.
If that's the case I can't say I trust his evaluation as informed when he can't get the chap's name right.
Oh and just one other thing - Make sure Larry stays clear of the women in the backroom staff. He is a bit like a sand dune - wandering palms
Oh he got it right McContract = McGreedy = flytipper etc (i.e. McCormack - I'll have to wash the keyboard now)
I think he's right in that he's a knob but it just doesn't matter to us with it being a loan. It's not like he's a dark warlock who's going to be enchanting the dressing room with evil spells.
Not going to cry about a bloke who didn't want to play for Steve Bruce. We've had ****ing plenty of them.
250k and nobody is signing up and getting a big wage with us. You lads are obviously still very sore to be so bitter even now, but he was a budget signing. We won't lose sleep if he rots in the reserves. Sorry I can't care as much as you lot but there's really **** all at risk for us. Edit, seems you're on about McCormick. You lads have a ****ing brain between you or what? We've just signed McGeady and you ****ers are talking about McGreedy when you mean McCormick. Who do you think we're going to think you mean? Doesn't even sound similar!
I think he is as keen to get away from Villa as Villa are keen to punt him on Hopefully this will inspire him to play well. If not then he's back at your place next season picking up £50k a week for sitting at home trying to figure out how his garden gates work
