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Off Topic McDonalds, ****ing Disgrace

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Cyclops, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Cyclops

    Cyclops Member

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    Unbelievably, I was in McDonald's today with our lass and went to the counter to order some food as you do. We were waiting a while for it to come so I started to have a bit neck on with her and a feel of her tits, then had a bit feel of the cats face just as she was undoing my zip on my trousers. I was about to bend her over the counter and give her a good seeing to when the security came over and threw us both out of the place.

    It's 2015 ffs, I heard people complaining it was a disgrace as we were getting hauled out. I think I should write to The Sun and tell them my tale of woe.
     
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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    could be in line for a free fur burger
     
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  3. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Clout burger and chips

    If you are being serious, cant tell, i would have broken you
     
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  4. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    This guy clearly chats more **** than Newcastle's boardroom! About as funny as AIDS
     
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  5. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    The security would have to drag me IN to that place. Talk about eating ****....
     
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  6. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    Is this meant to be a joke? Not sure I get it...
     
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  7. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Way over my head
     
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  8. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I can't tell whether this is a joke or the lad is honestly stating he tried to have sex in a McDonalds.
     
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  9. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Weirdo....???
    You sound more 'rain mac' than 'big mac'!!!
    ****in (Mac)Nugget
     
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  10. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Dread to think what his other 382 post are like. What a tool
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I'm not keen on Burger King but I still much prefer it to McDonalds...I can't remember the last time I was in one to be honest..
     
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  12. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I sympathise with you .......... not over the story, just generally <ok>
     
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  13. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Yeh mate Burger King are less strict on that sort of thing <bubbly>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd love to see the OP poking his head back in the thread expecting a load of laughs and reading these comments.

    www.b&q.com/rope
     
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  15. Thewall

    Thewall Active Member

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    It could have been inspired by this story:
    McDonald's have told Newsbeat a security guard responsible for stopping two men kissing in one of their restaurants will never work for them again.

    Matthew Dummigan was giving another man a "peck on the lips" when he was told to stop by a member of staff at a branch in Leicester.

    The guard said the pair were making other customers "feel uncomfortable".

    When Matthew asked the bouncer if it would be OK for a man and women to kiss on the premises, the security guard replied "yes".

    It's just as unacceptable if you are in a queue to have to witness gay or straight performance art sex, save it for private.
     
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  16. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    No soap, radio?
     
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  17. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    I think the op is passing by a potential business opportunity.
     
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  18. Cyclops

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    I completely agree with all of your comments there lads. Weirdo, tool, not sure if it's a joke or not, as funny as aids.

    But since it really happened with two blokes, not me of course, and now some poor ****er will probably end up loosing his job & seeing his wife and kids go hungry just because some sniveling little fruit had to go and tell tales to the tabloids because a security guard didn't want them necking on in a shop in front of kids. Aye, so your all perfectly right. Hope them fun boys end up enjoying tickling themselves with their jewel encrusted, pink feather dusters with their compensation payments while a man who done what he thought was his job sleeps in a cardboard box in a back lane somewhere.
     
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  19. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    So a man giving another man a peck on the cheek is similar to a bloke trying to mount his girlfriend?

    I'll skip over the other lazy homophobia in your comment and ask instead what compensation you think they got? Are you confusing a McDonalds internal disciplinary matter with a legal suit for damages by any chance?
     
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  20. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    How is two men kissing anything like you flicking your lass off on a Mackey D counter?<confused> <doh>
     
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