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McClaren or a soiled rag - you choose.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Q, Mar 5, 2016.

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McClaren or a solid rag?

Poll closed Apr 4, 2016.
  1. McClaren

    33.3%
  2. Soiled Rag

    66.7%
  1. Q

    Q Well-Known Member

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    Which one do you want to manage Newcastle United for the remainder of the season?
     
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  2. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    What has the rag actually been soiled with?
     
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  3. Q

    Q Well-Known Member

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    Poo.
     
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  4. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    The **** smells better than McClarens style of football.

    I'd take the rag.
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry I don't see any difference. I can't vote because the two are identical.
     
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  6. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    A **** rag at least has an identity and smells of ****.
    Tufty looks a **** but smells of bullshit.
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Bullshit smells worse than normal ****. And for the record my friend don't be nasty to bullshit.... McLaren is far worse than that. A proper insult to bullshit you made you should ashamed. McLaren is a runny **** regurgitated by a hybrid monkey.
     
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  8. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    I apologise to bullshit.
    McClaren is worse than Pardew.
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    ****ing Sunderland ****s voting for McClaren <laugh>
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Just spotted this. We had a poll like this ages ago.
    I see the Mackems have voted for Mac ahead of the soiled rag. Surprising. <laugh>
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I'm guessing the soiled rag turned the post down :(
     
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  12. whack&blite

    whack&blite Active Member

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    Can we have a third option?

    I vote inanimate carbon rod.
     
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  13. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Or a cum-soaked Kleenex!!
     
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  14. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Or a used tampon from Subo doused in stale
    hobo's piss.
     
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  15. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    Does the rag have any tactical nous................. or is it a clueless old dinosaur like Schteeeeeeeeeeve?? Either way, id still vote for the rag.
     
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