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Maw battering Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 10, 2017
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Wid ... she's a cow but she'd get pumped
     
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    Null, Jan 10, 2017
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Battering yer maw for £20 is pretty low but just opens the possibilities of what you could force her to do for a new set of hair straighteners.
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    She defo does rim jobs for gear
     
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    Null, Jan 10, 2017
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Wid. She'd be a real dirty.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    IMG_4395.JPG
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye but I wouldn't even let her know which city I lived in. She'd have your hoose cleared out within five minutes of you falling asleep.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    As a rule I don't shag munters

    No offence tuna
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Yes.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    somecunt let me change my username

    tentacles all over this
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 10, 2017
  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ok, go ahead <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Jan 10, 2017
  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Jip, keep up the good work. <applause>
     
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  13. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar, Jan 10, 2017
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  14. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Wid. Looks filthy. Rimming, up the pooper, ass to mouth, gagging, rusty trombone, donkey punch, jizz up the nose.

    (And that's just the dog - badum-tish, I thank you.)
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^ writes the script for the Inbetweeners movies
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Seriously? Only wan like fur the max factor makeup joke?

    Go **** yerselves ya cliquey ****s.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 11, 2017
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  17. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Wrong fred
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    * Cliche
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    So it is.

    <laugh>

    I was so ****in incensed I got all in a fuddle.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 11, 2017
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