Matic bitch slaps chelsea

[remembercolinlee]

Matic has just given an interview saying that he is now playing at the biggest club he has ever played for.
He went on to say that 4 weeks after leaving Stamford Bridge he has finally got rid of the stench of the cheap aftershave that lingers around the ground.
"Those tourists who come to watch chelsea bath in Linx Africa which shows that their understanding of culture is as **** as their understanding of a classy football club"
He went on "and what the **** is it with them and their Burberry obsession? Sums up their complete misunderstanding of what real class is."
He went on to wonder why they have such a love in with their hipster bearded North London rival Arsenal.
"It was ****ing embarrassing to watch our fans sucking up to rival London fans. To be honest I became sick playing against Arsenal when I saw both sets of fans braiding eachothers bushy beards."

 

[luvgonzo]

Actual quotes as well a real scoop.

 

[Bodinki]

Matic has just given an interview saying that he is now playing at the biggest club he has ever played for.
He went on to say that 4 weeks after leaving Stamford Bridge he has finally got rid of the stench of the cheap aftershave that lingers around the ground.
"Those tourists who come to watch chelsea bath in Linx Africa which shows that their understanding of culture is as **** as their understanding of a classy football club"
He went on "and what the **** is it with them and their Burberry obsession? Sums up their complete misunderstanding of what real class is."
He went on to wonder why they have such a love in with their hipster bearded North London rival Arsenal.
"It was ****ing embarrassing to watch our fans sucking up to rival London fans. To be honest I became sick playing against Arsenal when I saw both sets of fans braiding eachothers bushy beards."

Awwww, are Spurs feeling left out?
Diddums.

We probably just find it easier to relate to Arsenal because both clubs win silverware and know what it feels like.
Spurs are like the ****** cousin, with a cereal box over its head, a picture of Poch on their spaghetti hoop stained T-Shirts and a giant turd in its big boy pants saying "I'm a real club now"
*pats head* Sure you are Tottenham, sure you are.......

 

[remembercolinlee]

Anyone else just get dazed by a flash of burberry and a cloud of Linx Africa?

Anyhow late news...Jose says pictures like these are why he had to get the **** out of Chelsea

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"I am the special one and the stupid mo fos brush their teeth? What made it worse was it was the loudest the fans had been the whole match"

 

[PINKIE]

Spurs are like the ****** cousin, with a cereal box over its head, a picture of Poch on their spaghetti hoop stained T-Shirts and a giant turd in its big boy pants saying "I'm a real club now".

This thread is going to be a banger

 

[Matth_2014]

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[chelsea - over 100 years of history]

United are a bigger club than us. so what? Complete non event.

Doubt you'll find many Chelsea fans who give even the slightest **** about these comments.

Matic though must be the first player ever to massage the ego of the fans of his new club....or maybe not....

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Probably been told to nudge Conte an inch closer to his impending meltdown.

I reckon he's in the red zone now.

 

[chelsea - over 100 years of history]

Probably been told to nudge Conte an inch closer to his impending meltdown.

I reckon he's in the red zone now.

I think they should be more concerned with City. Jose's going to look silly when another zillion pounds investment still fails to land the title. Then the real fun begins....

 

[HaslemereKev]

Wow... he gets asked a leading question and responds!

Any more updates on this story?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I think they should be more concerned with City. Jose's going to look silly when another zillion pounds investment still fails to land the title. Then the real fun begins....

About as silly as Pep looked last season when he spent the most and won nowt?

I think he should carry on having his fun... only Fergie and Jose have managed to defend a Premier league title successfully you know, Conte's got a big task on his hands if he wants to join that elite group.

 

[Bodinki]

only Fergie and Jose have managed to defend a Premier league title successfully you know

I would hope he would know, seeing as Jose was with Chelsea at the time

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I will always love Mourhino for his "specialist in failure" jibe at Wenger.


Wumming of the highest order!

 

[chelsea - over 100 years of history]

About as silly as Pep looked last season when he spent the most and won nowt?

I think he should carry on having his fun... only Fergie and Jose have managed to defend a Premier league title successfully you know, Conte's got a big task on his hands if he wants to join that elite group.

Well he is already in a very elite group of managers to win the title in their first season, I'm sure he'll be happy with that. In fact I think only Chelsea managers have achieved this feat.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Well he is already in a very elite group of managers to win the title in their first season, I'm sure he'll be happy with that. In fact I think only Chelsea managers have achieved this feat.

Most probably, it was hard for any opposition manager to mount anything sustainable without Fergie coming back to ruin it for them.

Mourinho and Ancelotti are both world class managers who belong at huge clubs, which they obviously are at now.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Well he is already in a very elite group of managers to win the title in their first season, I'm sure he'll be happy with that. In fact I think only Chelsea managers have achieved this feat.

Well it certainly wasn't old red nose whose career was saved by Robbins.

 

[remembercolinlee]

United are a bigger club than us. so what? Complete non event.

Doubt you'll find many Chelsea fans who give even the slightest **** about these comments.

Matic though must be the first player ever to massage the ego of the fans of his new club....or maybe not....

Wow... he gets asked a leading question and responds!

Any more updates on this story?

Awwww, are Spurs feeling left out?
Diddums.

We probably just find it easier to relate to Arsenal because both clubs win silverware and know what it feels like.
Spurs are like the ****** cousin, with a cereal box over its head, a picture of Poch on their spaghetti hoop stained T-Shirts and a giant turd in its big boy pants saying "I'm a real club now"
*pats head* Sure you are Tottenham, sure you are.......

Chelsea fans are sad individuals who understand nothing about football cos they are all plastic twats who think football started in 2004.
****ing respect another London club...only a plastic or a pussy would say something so stupid.
The dumbass bitches that support Chelsea even boo their greatest ever manager...for being sacked...cos Costa and Hazard refused to try yet they cheer those pair of ****s.
Chelsea fans do not care what an ex idol says about them. What utter bollocks.
Leading question? **** right off ... it's how it is and if you pussies are that deluded then god help humanity.
It's bollocks like this that made leaving inevitable...




Said Matic in his latest outburst...






Allegedly

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Chelsea fans are sad individuals who understand nothing about football cos they are all plastic twats who think football started in 2004.
****ing respect another London club...only a plastic or a pussy would say something so stupid.
The dumbass bitches that support Chelsea even boo their greatest ever manager...for being sacked...cos Costa and Hazard refused to try yet they cheer those pair of ****s.
Chelsea fans do not care what an ex idol says about them. What utter bollocks.
Leading question? **** right off ... it's how it is and if you pussies are that deluded then god help humanity.
It's bollocks like this that made leaving inevitable...




Said Matic in his latest outburst...






Allegedly

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This is a real idol...

 

[Hoddle is a god]

@remembercolinlee


Superb owning, bro.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

@remembercolinlee


Superb owning, bro.

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