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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, May 2, 2013.

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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Having a ****.

    Rippin the heed aff it. (Scottish)

    Having a fericious pullback.

    Bashin' the Bishop.

    Any more?
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, May 2, 2013
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Pullin' the puddin'

    <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 2, 2013
  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Chokin the chicken
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 2, 2013
  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Pulling the stomach off yourself!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, May 2, 2013
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Knocking one off
    Choking the chicken
    Spanking the monkey
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 2, 2013
  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Hivin a pull

    Havin a wee footer

    Chug
     
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Self abuse

    Self love
     
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  8. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Are you bi-polar?
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, May 2, 2013
  9. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    How about; masturbation?
     
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  10. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    That took long enough <laugh>

    Forgot - choking the one eyed monster.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, May 2, 2013
  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ****ing's for ****s
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 2, 2013
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I suppose you are playing with a man's dick, aren't you? I've never thought of it like that, you've ruined masturbation forever now <wah>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 2, 2013
  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    throttling gandhi
     
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  14. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Fistin' the farter

    Stretchin the sphincter

    Punishin the piles

    Probin the prostate











    Just me?
     
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    EDGE., May 2, 2013
  15. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Frigging yourself into spasms <ok>
     
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  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Belly boxing
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only if ye have a clit. Men don't and can't spasm at orgasm.
     
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    Gambol, May 2, 2013
  18. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Five knuckle shuffle.

    .....or four in Gambols case :)
     
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    gas, May 2, 2013
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Where ye been, doll?
     
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  20. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I had a disagreement with someone at work so went on a break to Barcelona. Basically told the Northern area director to go **** himself<whistle>

    I resume my career with a new company on Tuesday. <laugh>
     
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