MasterBates

Just working out how to phrase an article for the TWS board, so knowing there are some pretty bright minds and quick wits amongst fellow members (that's not a pun!) of the Tiger Nation (that doesn't include you TWF) I thought Id ask you guys for suggestions. So what are your thoughts, how could I word an article congratulating TWS fans on their new owner Master Bates?

Does this make all Leeds and Master Bates supporter, Master-Baters? If you think that's already widely known I'll not bother

Amy Austin Powers puns appreciated

 

I think you should post them this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q , and tell them you hope the title is prophetic for them. But, point out that there is a line in the track that says, "Meet the new boss, just the same as the old boss", which will probably be the prophetic part!!!!

 

Oniongee normally likes a good pun. Surely he can come up with one???

 

How about, "You white ****es have finally got back what you all deserve, a **** of an "owner" for a **** of a team. Long may you rot in harmony!!!!

 

Any of them that pay Tax to H.M.R.C. are creditors!!!

 

Was just thinking today, I've never ever heard Ken Bates speak. My ears are untainted. But good lord, he looks like went for a job as the santa at Prince's Quay. Fitting really, considering he is a massive sac.

 

hard to believe he used to be chelsea boss.

slimy fecking bearded twunt

 

is this a wind up?

 

I was hoping that!

 

Sonic, how can you not Believe he owned the dirty, cheating, scum!!!!!!!

 

Thats probably not very many then.