Massive party in MARYLAND E15

You are all welcome last day of July......... Destroy the gaff i don`t give a ****, no deposit no contract no rag heads.

 

Any **** welcome even those that hate me or i hate<that means you fan>Bring a packed lunch to my awesome BBQ

 

Will there be wimmin?

 

Not sure if he has a pool. Doubtful

 

If Fan is not coming there will be sausages, pork ribs alcohol and slutty young casino dealers wanting to impress their peers Gambol.

 

Toby Dan Jono Grove Typsin Sw stopme etc you can bring 1 guest as long as she likes drugs booze and cock

 

Slutty wee hoors is all ah need but the rest is a bonus. Count me in.

 

This is not a hoax

 

3rd August Sat.... Flatmates will already be pissed at me overstaying into August perfect.. Post it on Twitter FB whatever

 

Maryland - no rag heads - you ain't asking for much are ya? More fecking camel jockies than central Baghdad.

For those not in the know, Leytonstone is the left arse cheek & Stratford the right cheek, making Maryland that puckered brown hole inbetween. (Gaping hole in Norwich's case).

yacontcha!

 

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Bring a tent

 

North London should be wiped clean and started again, it's a ****ing ****hole.

Hackney is where it's at

 

I will buy an inflatable Argos pool ROTSB

 

I never realised how close you lived to my house SN

So you're that weird fat guy that masturbates at the bus stop every morning?

 

I usually work nights

 

I can honestly say that this will be the biggest party ever, who can rent me a powerful rig? Big sound system up in here

 

Is it possible to do any more damage to Maryland?

 

We will try, you are obviously invited

 

Great

I'll bring my England shirt

That ought to rile up the tourists