Masky - get a banana spider

Now that yet another international break is upon us, we need to keep this forum active. So I've been trawling the latest news.

Interesting discovery for those like Masky. It may seem a bit drastic, and you may prefer to stick with the viagra, but keeping one of these in your bedside cabinet could be handy if you run out. Could be a bit painful, but I'm assured you don't need to get bitten in that specific area - an arm will do.

“There are eight known spiders of the Phoneutria species. They are especially dreaded for their aggressiveness and the painful symptoms of their neurotoxic venom.” “A toxin found in the venom of Phoneutria nigriventer, PnTx2-6, is known to lead to a spontaneous erection of the penis. Some researchers believe that this toxin could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction and even replace viagra in the future.”

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Bloody hell. If that is real size I would crap myself and not have a chance of a stiffy.

 

Yeh I don't like Spiders.....

Anyone else remember Darren Purse a similar own goal to this (albeit a bit closer in....)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29985141

Also Ravel has been cleared of throwing acid (massive idiot) - back to the Spammers then?

 

Victoria - Seychelles October 1984, just after the Coup. An absolutely beautiful island, a veritable paradise. One bar (apart from the hotels) on the whole island, the commie who took over shut them all down, spoilsport. Not alot to see or do really. Three of us walking down the road, my mate then crossed the road and we were going to walk down a pathway between to lamp posts as we spotted a Heinekin sign, in his eager anticipation of another bar being open and with a bit of life, he forged ahead, however between the lamposts at about chest height was the web of a Bird Eating Spider, he got a bit stuck and up in the right hand corner the Spider started to make his approach towards his head that was covered in a very thick web, to his rescue came a machete wielding local who slashed around the web and got him free. So he shyte his pants twice, once for the spider and once when he saw his machete wielding saviour.

 

There you go isaw - yet another medicinal use for spiders - a very effective laxative........

 

Just spotted Masky in Tesco looking through the bananas..........

 

What's all this picking on Masky pal? Never pick on you pal!

 

OK then, so who's this in an earlier life?

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David Moyes?

 

Fair enough Bluey - so who is this then?

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Is that our very own Noddy before he got stuck into the pies?

If that's a younger photo then he had a hard life.

 

Correct again Bluey.

Talking about a hard life, how the hell did it come from this..................

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......................to this?

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I keep asking myself that same thing Sparks.

Isn't that one now a resemblance of Uncle Fester?