I did this on 606 a few months ago and it got laughs... post your Martin Skertl facts here... - Martin Skrtel doesn't ever carry the one yet is a maths genius - Martin Skrtel has the only box of Lucky Charms in the world that only contains marshmellow pieces - The last time Martin Skrtel ate Rice Krispies the cereal snap crackle and popped so loud it deafened his next door neighbours children - Martin Skrtel doesn''t sleep... He watches - Martin Skrtel isn't scared of the dark. The dark is scared of Martin Skrtel - The film Monsters inc is actually based on Martin's early years at Zenit where he powered russia with his slide tackles
Dick Cheney can't understand how Skrtel slipped the military-industrial complex's net. Jewellers rub Skrtel with diamonds to sharpen them. In film of the Hiroshima mushroom cloud, one frame is clearly an image of Skrtel. The first Terminator prototype was built from Skrtel's tan peelings. Fergie's motorway diarrhea occurred when he heard schoolboy Skrtel was moving from striker to centre back.
Skrtel has no children,no legacy to live the great Skrtel name. The only thing Martin leaves behind him are crushed skulls and rivers of blood
Martin Skrtel tells the sun when to rise. Martin Skrtel slams revolving doors shut. Martin Skrtel couldn't spell Czecheslovakia,so they invented a new country just for him.
Credit - RAWK Martin Skrtel is the leading cause of death in Eastern European centre forwards. Martin Skrtel could strangle you with a cordless phone. Killing Martin Skrtel doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. Martin Skrtel played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Martin Skrtel once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. When Martin Skrtel was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. Martin Skrtel can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Martin Skrtel heard their music. Simon Says should be renamed to Martin Skrtel Says because if Martin Skrtel says something then you better ****ing do it. Superman wears Martin Skrtel pajamas. Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Martin Skrtel, you're ****ing dead." Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Martin Skrtel. He passed. It was too violent. If Martin Skrtel was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. You can lead a horse to water. Martin Skrtel can make him drink. All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Martin Skrtel. Martin Skrtel was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg. Martin Skrtel has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
Martin Skrtel is so good...he can play in defence without being able to tackle... Sorry, tried hard to resist it...
... Except fom when he is at Anfield where he wears red (see what I did there!!!) lets keep this on topic
When God said the world would be created in 7 days,Martin Skrtel told him that he could do it in less time,so thats the reason why we get Sundays off.Because Martin Skrtel said so.
The Time zone "MST" actually stands for Martin Skertl Time (Not Mountain Standard Time like some people falsely believe)
The topic of this thread is Martin Skertl facts. While it is conceivable that he can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves and that he can slam a revolving door shut. you are just spouting lies. The topic title isn't "Lets make up far fetched lies about Martin Skertl" - If it were, then your statement would be included. FACT: Martin Skertl taught Pele everything he knows please log in to view this image
He still does (on the side). He is also part of an all conquering 5 a side football mundial team that play monday nights in Wallasey.
