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Martial Is Just Plain Boring!!!

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  1. cytrax

    cytrax Well-Known Member

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    Yep! You read that right! The young man is just too boring and way too predictable for my liking. He scores with every shot on target.

    At this rate, he would never be allowed to start a match. He should only come on with 20 minutes to play. Otherwise, United fans would be subjected to same old boring stuff from the amazing young man.
     
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    Its tedious isn't it. I mean think about how much we paid. Unlike others who paid sensible fees for the likes of Firmino and we get this, boring, predictable nobody.

    Frankly its disgusting.
     
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    Other fans must be laughing at us. We have truly become the laughing stock of the league! What a disgrace!!! LVG has lost his head. Rodgers would be a good fit for our team, I think. Great experience, great record in transfer market and great football philosopher!
     
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    Can you imagine? Disgusting that we will never get a 0-0 if he plays. I am really surprised that LVG played him today.
     
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  5. UnitedinRed

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    He's the clever one. You would think the extra time in their game, a game they could have won with ease, would tire then out but no. Not of you have the genius mind of Brendan Rodgers. What a man with the IQ of a super genius knows is that this will make then fitter, stronger and most of all, taller.

    The other idiots got it dine within the 90 and missed the potential hour of extra fitness they could have had

    #rodgersaid
     
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    It can only be down to madness. He's a lunatic. How on earth is a sideways pass going to work if some dickhead is going forward and putting it in the net.

    No doubt van Gaal will work hard to train this amateurish 'ability' out of him.
     
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    Not only this but Rodgers has given his team time to take 46 attempts on goal. Tell me this isn't great practice for the feature. In years to come these shots will pay off for Liverpool and then who will be laughing???
     
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    Rodgers is a man of great wisdom.

    He knows that there is nothing better for a football fan than to watch his or her team play all night. So he told his team to shoot 44 shots and 15 of them straight at the goalkeeper. Amazing coach!!!
     
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    What we are forgetting is that not only is he teaching the rest of the world how its done by a pro, he recently took Liverpool to fave the mighty boudeuax, who only lost 6-1 tonight. Does his genius know no bounds.
     
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    Could UTD get him, just think what he could do with the team
     
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    I heard that Barcelona has lined him up <whistle>
     
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    I heard Rafa's position at Real is now under real threat.
     
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    Sorry to be a buzzkill but that spelling, Jesus.

    If you don't know how to spell something or aren't confident, please use Google. Bordeaux
     
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    Couldn't give a flying **** how you spell any French word tbh but thanks <ok>

    Oh, and my names not Jesus. Don't insult me, thanks. :)
     
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    Which of our strikers would you compare Martial Law to? not necessarily in goal scored or potential but style or demeanour.

    Garth Crooks said RVN. I thought he had a touch of Micheal Owen. Same cool finish in front of goal. ??
     
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    Nothing like RVN. RVN was a poacher, a pure striker.

    More like a young Rooney. Fearless, composed, able to go past a man and appears older than he really is.
     
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    It was only a simple request. No problem.
     
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    Hesitant to make comparisons so early but on the displays seen so far a Henry/ RVN hybrid. Composure and ability to make space for himself a la Henry, clinical finishing of RVN.
     
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    Tbh I just copied someone else's terrible spelling. I Knew it had an x in it, somewhere.

    Maybe I should drink more wine. Then again maybe it shouldn't taste so awful.
     
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    Now you know!

    I think I disagree with you on the RVN comparison. Or at least wouldn't say he's "nothing like" him. I know he was mainly a poacher so they sort of have a different out and out style but RVN would still quite often create his own goals. Martial's goal vs Liverpool was a bit like RVN's vs Fulham. RVN still had a handful of goals when he ran at the defense and managed a clinical finish. Appreciate that he isn't as well known for them though.
     
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