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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ...which celebrity does your wife want to bone and, as a result (although you'd never admit it to her), absolutely bursts your baws.


    I hate that cunt and celebrity ex-polis Rav Wilding

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    My missus would drop me in a minute for a shot of the Wilding boaby.

    As a jealousy-related result, I want to strangle him in his sleep.
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    He's horrid. Now, my Adam, there's someone I'd ride til the wean pushed me off.

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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    my burd has eyes only for me, i am tall, handsome and extremely well endowed. PM me ladies
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Married people, eh. I shall leave this thread never to return.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    The gay **** who sings truly madly deeply or something

    So were stuck for life
     
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  6. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Seen him live. He's a brill singer.
     
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  7. User Deleted

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    adam levine isnt even nice looking btw
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Whud yahee?
     
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  9. gas

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    He'd fall right into your huge gaping crusty ****
     
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  10. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    You watch your ****ing mouth, Bealeyo.

    And he'd love every ****ing second of it.
     
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    Marriage is for Clowns!

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  12. anportmorbhoy

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    My missus fancied Egon Spengler off ghostbusters. I slag **** out of her each time it's on the telly, but she's not a bit bothered.

    Shes not to keen when I email her pictures of how he looks now mind!!
     
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  13. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> .
     
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  14. gas

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    My misses fancies the bird from the Twilight films(swings both ways).


    :D
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    My Mrs fancies Gary Barlow and would leave me in a second for him ...

    He's a Manc ****!!!!!!

    She also has a thing for the goth chick from NCIS!
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    My other half would certainly fling foot for Vin Diesel. I've said that would be find as long as I can schtupp Katie Perry while Vin lays pipe.
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    My Mrs used to like Rav too, but thinks he's gone too poncey now for some reason. She's a bit of a Mark Wahlberg and Eric Bana fan these days. Probably because they've all got similar physiques to mine.

    She did used to fancy Bono though, which I rip her for now <laugh>

    PS. @ Bib, re Wilding, isn't he half-Asian? Remind her that men from the sub-continent tend to be poorly-endowed compared to us caucasians <ok>

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm
     
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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My missus has expressed an interest in those two as well - as well as the guy in Avatar and Clash of the Titans (cannae mind his name).

    Basically, she's gonna drop me like a stone if someone decent turns up.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    See my edit Bib <ok>
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Fair do's <laugh>
     
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